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CD - And We Shall Take Up Serpents - $10
The latest EP from Vessels of Wrath, And We Shall Take Up Serpents contains 7 songs including Lucretia My Reflection and American Gothic. Also available on iTunes.
CD - Tis' Now Struck Twelve: The Shape of Goth To Come - $15
Vessels of Wrath's debut album, Tis' Now Struck Twelve: The Shape of Goth To Come contains 11 songs including Fortress, and When Two Oceans Meet. Also available on iTunes.
T-shirt - And We Shall Take Up Serpents - $18
No matter how many bears you wrestle, motorcycles you eat, or women you impregnate with your mustache, absolutely nothing on Gaia's green earth will make you more manly than wearing this t-shirt.
T-shirt - V.O.W. Logo - $18
Once, giants lived in the Earth, and in the darkness of chaos they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered and the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters. But in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.
T-shirt - V.O.W. Snake - $18
A full fair-mindedness requires us to report that with the purchase of this t-shirt, comely whores, decently priced liquor and the squarest games of chance in the hills will become unabatedly available to you should you wear this t-shirt in public.
T-shirt - Tis' Now Struck Twelve - $18
Fuck you. You're not going to buy this shirt. You wanna know why? Because you're a simpleton; a lowborn pleb that can't even begin to comprehend how awesome this t-shirt is. This is the apex of attire, the garment of greatness - neigh, the height of habiliments! You're not good enough for this shirt, so stop wasting everybody's time and move on. Asshole.
Pullover Hoodie - V.O.W. Logo - $25
Straight from Paris comes this Winter's trophy of high fashion. Presenting itself as modern classicism based on superior existential Plutarchian aesthetics, this pullover hoodie woven from the finest Western gossypium has redefined haute couture and become a standard of European luxury.
Girl's tank top - V.O.W. logo - $18
Look, we know this tank top is awesome - that's why we made it. But if you wear this and you're fat, you'll make people hate our band. Please don't make people hate our band.
Girl's thong underwear - V.O.W. logo - $18
Ladies! Now you can let your assailant know exactly what he's getting into when he forcibly removes your pants! These sexy panties are sure to strike fear into the heart of even the most brutish serial rapist while your savage cunny summons the God of Hellfire to your side.
Vinyl sticker - V.O.W. logo - $3
Stick it on your car! Stick it on your baby! Stick it up your ass! Whatever you do, just make sure you order enough of these stickers to prove to your neighbor that you're a better V.O.W. fan than he is.
